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11.06.2025 01:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Since the rise of feminism, the dating market has shifted to the disadvantage of men and that is causing this incel phenomenon. Why do women not understand how lonely the majority of men are?

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

Can the existence of past lives be proven without the use of hypnosis or a pendulum to inquire about previous incarnations?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why are Democrats opposed to restrictions on contraception such as requiring people to be over 18 to buy contraception, banning mail order contraception, and requiring a prescription from a doctor?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What qualities do single women typically look for in a man? Is it a common preference for women to want a man who earns more than they do?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

Do you agree that firearms are the most common weapon used in homicides of spouses, intimate partners, children or relatives? Should this data influence gun control policies?

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

How to protect yourself from wildfire smoke and poor air quality - The Washington Post

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

How should one handle an uninvited guest at a small, intimate wedding ceremony? Is it appropriate to ask them not to attend?

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why do flat earthers think using globetrotter, globetard, and other insults will make the educated arguer fall for the silly flat-earth belief?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

Still no good

Do you think that the Democratic Party of the USA is not fighting back against Trump? And if so, why do you think so?

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What do you think of the Black history lessons in the PBS documentary about jazz pianist-singer Hazel Scott?

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

So they tried

Here’s where to get free doughnuts on National Donut Day 2025 - Fortune